A!

:)

2009-10-31T10:45:00.000+08:00

http://SevenScenarios.tumblr.com

Goodbye.

2009-08-03T17:44:00.001+08:00

I. AM. MOVING.
It's been fun while it lasted.

2009-07-29T17:13:00.002+08:00

THE THING IS GROWING IN MY EYE AGAIN.
Last time I had it, it was documented in my LJ. ITS BAAAAAAAACK.

Fcuking irritating and itchy and painful AT THE SAME TIME.
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS.
THIS IS NOT FAIR. UNJUST. I WILL NOT LET THIS PASS.
HEAR ME.

Declaration.

2009-07-25T16:07:00.002+08:00

I read/heard/saw from somewhere that milk makes you infertile.
If your mother likes kids, you'd better marry someone who hates milk. Like Jia-En.
I am just kidding, Jia-En is not up for grabs.

But I wasn't kidding about milk and infertility.

When I grow up I want to have a lot of exotic shampoos and soaps. Like "Amazon rainforest" shampoo.
I have already started making my own.
I mix shampoos. Most of the time they turn out quite okay.
Except for that time my mom bought some shampoo with Ginseng. Quite the awful.
"You smell like herbs today."
Yerrrrks.

This was supposed to be up last week, but I wasn't in the mood.

2009-07-21T22:31:00.002+08:00

RACHEL LEONG :)

I am really sorry it's a bit belated. BUT BUT BUT, I did send you your birthday powerpoint on time (Eh, don't laugh. A powerpoint is a HUGE thing for a computer noob like me).

I was late for school today .. Reminded me of that time I was late for school with Rachel. EH YOU IDIOT, REMEMBER ANOT. That was the most exciting 'late-for-school' incident EVER. I SWEAR.

"We are going to be late ... Next time don't take 48. Still must walk very far."
"Aiya, how I know, 48 come first what."
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"I feel like eating hashbrown."
"Me too."
"Eh, do you want to go buy hashbrown."
"Really ah?"
"Yes. Anyway this bus goes to Bugis right ... HOW?! You want a not."
"Okay."
"REALLY?"
"YES."

So we went to bugis JUST to eat ONE McDonald's hashbrown. There's a Macs at Parkway, but I don't know why we didn't think of it.
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"Why are you late?"
"Errrrrr, I overslept on bus 10. Then when I woke up I was in habourfront."
I AM VERY SORRY FOR LYING.

I remember our parents got called up. Lucky we are good at lying.

Got so many other incidents. Like how we were both SO 100% CONFIRM GUARANTEE PLUS CHOP SURE that bus 48 goes to TKG bus stop. THEN SUDDENLY, THE BUS TURNED INTO THE EXPRESSWAY.
"Oh shit."

Good times.
Not like now, late for school still must confiscate EZ-link.

****

2009-07-14T21:33:00.000+08:00

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,
I. WILL. NOT. BE. BLOGGING.

2009-07-10T19:16:00.000+08:00

I THINK HE CHEAT ONE LOR.

What's Oreo without cream? Even better Oreo.

2009-07-10T17:51:00.003+08:00

Chinese oral today! It's the actual A'leverlzxzxzx oral okay. I'm KIND OF scared of what I'm going to get .. At the same time, I'm just glad that it's over and done with.

Am eating Oreo. Veli good. :)
I wonder if they sell Oreo without cream. I always have a hard time scraping off the cream with my fingers. It always ends up really messy .. Like now.
FYI, I don't eat the cream that comes between the biscuits. You can ask Jasmine. Everytime I bring Oreo to school, I give the cream side to that rubbish bin --> Jasmine.
Jasmine is my rubbish bin. She's very funny.

"When I look at food I like and I know 3 people are going to eat, I make it a point to finish ONE-THIRD of it .. And a little bit more because I know they won't eat so much one. So that I can eat the MAXIMUM." - Jasmine.

It's always like that with food.
"Auntie, pearl milk tea, don't want pearl."

I'm not as bad as Benedict.
"Auntie, I want peach ice blend, don't want cup."
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Errrrrr, he was just kidding.

Perfect couple in an old movie.

2009-07-08T19:34:00.000+08:00

♥
If life was a movie,
and love was a song   
you’d be Gene Kelly
and I’d be in love
Our roles would consist of Paramount lines,
like “I love you forever” and “always be mine.”

2009-07-06T22:24:00.002+08:00

I HAVE NO MOOD FOR A PROPER POST.
Because there is some awesome bakwa in front of me.
:D

Out of the Dirty Minds game,
1) Ends with 'u-n-t'.
2) Only females apply.
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It's AUNT!

Funky. Orange. Spotty.

2009-06-29T19:26:00.002+08:00

Errrrrr.
This is bad.
I refuse to hit the books because I feel like it's holidays already.

I know I should, especially since functions and graphs like shit like that ...
But ..
I ..
Cannot!!!!!

Sometimes I think it is OKAY to go around slapping people to wake them up.
I think if I went to the road now and said 'SLAP ME' ... People will look at me like I am crazy. Or, they'll honk at me.
WE. ARE. TOO. CIVILISED.
BARBARIC ACTIVITY = 0%

I do not make sense already.
Too much giraffe milk.
Yes, I drink giraffe milk. You believe?!

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

2009-06-25T16:42:00.002+08:00

Doing the right thing at the wrong time.

I think I am veli stressed.
I keep eating.

2009-06-23T17:06:00.002+08:00

OH I FORGOT SOMETHING.

That day my mom asked if I wanted to watch Transformers 2 today.
I SAID YES because I quite like transformers.
She says she has M1 points to redeem for sneak preview tickets.
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Then she realised she didn't have enough points.

Don't say I never tell you ah.

2009-06-23T16:12:00.004+08:00

- I SUGGEST YOU DON'T READ THIS POST BECAUSE I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHORTCOMINGS IN MY LIFE. -

My father says Rusty woke everybody up this morning.
That's impossible because she's like SUPER quiet. She doesn't even squeak. Only sometimes she snores. Hahahaha, yes she snores.
You know why?! Cause there's was food on the wheel and she was running on the wheel (There's a kick-kock-kick-kock sound).

Walao. Like that also can wake up.
LOUSY!
I can sleep through alarms and telephone calls and my mother.

My house is running out of food. I'm starting to get desperate and eat nonsense junk food.
There's good junk food and nonsense junk food.
Good junk foods are like Doritos and Goreng Pisang and the korean cup noodles.
Nonsense junk foods are like oatmeal and London choco roll and original flavour prawn crackers.

I think original flavour prawn cracker is just a cookie without sugar. A cookie without sugar is just a cracker.
I think Rachel told me that joke before. It was from Last Comic Standing. Idk who said it.
"That day I was watching TV and there was this advertisement for cookies. Without sugar. And I'm like thinking, what's a cookie without sugar?! That's a cracker."
I know it's not very funny now.
But it was quite funny last time.

Anyway, I was very disappointed in the prawn cracker because I planned to eat it like a day in advance. I keep contemplating whether or not I should eat it. Finally, I planned to eat it. And it tasted like ...

What do you think of when I say "I HAD MY HAIR TREATED TODAY".
It's true, if you were wondering, I did have hair treatment today.
I think most people imagine me with a big poof on my head. With smoke coming out. Hahahaha. I have a picture of my mother with a big poof.

Actually, by hair treatment, I mean I used the conditioner today.
Usually when I'm very upset I do hair treatment.
I planned this bathing routine when I'm upset. It actually includes using the scrub gloves and cream. But usually I stop at the conditioner stage because I'm very lazy.

I'm very upset because of Khaw Boon Wan.
He thinks we all very healthy.
I think he is wrong.

Other stuff I won't mention.

Shermane says I should watch S factor.
I watched like 1 episode then I never watch already. WALAO WHY AM I LIKE THAT HUR.
I think I always cannot finish what I started. Not only when I'm watching shows.
This is not good.

2009-06-22T20:07:00.004+08:00

Hi Birds.

I wanted to blog but I have nothing to blog about.
All I have come up with is 'Hi Birds'.

I was looking at my mom's picture folder.
IT IS LIKE LOOKING AT MY FRIEND'S PICTURES BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF MY RETARDED PICTURES INSIDE. D:
HAHAHAHA,
I used to have centre parting. And it's not just centre parting. I used to clip it so that the centre parting shows.

LIKE IDIOT LIKE THAT.
(Am in the front row, with the centre parting, if it wasn't clear enough)

I have decided to have a centre parting again to relive my younger days. HEHHHH.

2009-06-21T11:49:00.000+08:00

TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY.

MACPHERSON PRATA IN THE MORNING.
LUNCHING OUT LATER.
AND Im GOING TO BUY SHOES.

I am going to do chemistry today.
Remind me please./

I am ORANGE, if it wasn't clear enough.

2009-06-19T13:15:00.001+08:00

My name is Alyssa. says:
my lunch is PIZZA WITH EXTRA CHEESE !
its pathetic because i only have ONE slice.

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
so...why is that pathetic?
oh
right.

My name is Alyssa. says:
LIEK ONE.
ONE.

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
i get it lol

My name is Alyssa. says:
ONEEEEEEEEE!@!!!!!
hahahahhaa

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
yes, no more than two

My name is Alyssa. says:
good. you passed inequalities

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
-.- how bad at math do you think i am?
wait, don't answer that.
believe it or not, i'm bringing a dice to sch tmr, to help me out for my MCQ question

My name is Alyssa. says:
REALLY?!
lol

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
i have this super small dice so ya

My name is Alyssa. says:
thats not cheating?
it shouldn't be

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
er, they can't consider that cheating, it's not like the dice gives correct answers

My name is Alyssa. says:
lol

2PM - Hottest Time of the Day! Time for Change! 2PM is 10점 만점에 10점! says:
it just helps me to pick one

My name is Alyssa. says:
that was quite funny ah.

When she said she was going to bring a dice, I thought it was because it was some maths thing. Like you have probability and stuff.

You are looking at a post in advance.

2009-06-19T12:00:00.001+08:00

Sometimes I'm so bored, I pretend I am a telephone machine.
Care to share the meaning of 'douchebag'?
I saw it in the Total Eclipse Of The Heart video.
CLICK 'CLICK IT'.

This is a computer generated message and requires no signature.
You have reached telephone number 9-9-5-6-4-8-5-2 (And that is NOT, my number. Or anyone I know)

So colourful, it un-blinds you.

2009-06-18T19:59:00.004+08:00

I like it when people create accidental rhymes.
But they never seem to like acknowledge their rhymes. Which is weird. Because if I accidentally rhymed something, I'd be like, zomg that rhymed.

AHHHHH.
Am so bored.
:S

OH I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING FROM MY PRIMARY SCHOOL DAYS. IT INVOLVES JANICE. :D
Hahaha.
Cause when I was primary 4, like we had weeding sessions in the morning. Like we had to go to the school garden and pluck weeds and stuff. I always hated weeding cause it's gross. Like if the teacher wasn't looking I'd just run about and stuff.
ONE FINE MORNING, we were supposed to go do weeding. There was no teacher so I was just running around. And, Janice was weeding and she saw me running around and she said "Be careful, there got snail."
Okay, so I looked at the snail and said 'EW' and ran off.
THEN, I WAS LIKE RUNNING HALFWAY AND I HEARD A 'CRACK' UNDER MY FEET.
WALAOEHWIHGIOSEBHFOIEBG.
It was the freaking snail lah.
I still remember Janice said "I told you already!"

At that time I was damn grossed out.
But now I think about it and I think it's quite funny.

With love from Emilyn.

2009-06-17T19:28:00.004+08:00

Put you iPod on shuffle to answer these questions:

1. How does the world see you?
Your Star - All American Rejects.
(Not very telling, I say.)

2. What do you parents think of you?
Big Brother - Janice
(I AM/IS/WAS/WILL BE A GIRL, TYVM.)

3. What do you feel like right now?
Sydney - Halifax
(YES I FEEL LIKE SYDNEY. SHALL FEEL LIKE INDIA TMR. Ridiculous.)

4. What should you do tomorrow?
Late Goodbye - Poets of the fall
(H-EH?)

5. What will the upcoming week be like for you?
Money Honey - State of Shock
(IF I HAD MONEY, HONEY, I'D BE IN A STATE OF SHOCK. Really, because I'm perpetually broke.)

6. Will you have a happy life?
Whatever you like - T.I
(I suppose that means chin chai?)

7. How will you die?
Streetlight Contagious - Mozart Season
(There are better ways to die. :S )

8. Will you ever find the boy/girl of your dreams?
Secret Valentine - We The Kings.
(I like this song.)

9. What should you do with your life?
Confines of gravity - PlayRadioPlay!
(I guess that means I won't go to space. BYEBYE GATTACA.)

10. What will summer '09 be like for you?
Hands on me - Vanessa Carlton
(Molestation. WALAOZ.)

11. Your opinion on yourself now:
Breathe hope in me - A Day to remember
(I'm that hopeless meh?)

12. The way your best friends see you:
Take My Heart - Soko
( :D )

13. One thing the world doesn't really need?
Kiss Me - The Cranberries.
(WALAO. I HATE YOU ALL.)

14. What does your life mean?
Stay my baby - Miranda Cosgrove.
(NO LINK NO LINK NO LINK.)

15. Your opinion on yourself in the future:
Never change - Dear Juliet.
(Yes I think so too.)

16. What will next year be like for you?
A night to remember a morning to forget - A thorn for every heart.
(That doesn't sound like a very good next year.)

17. What should you be doing right now?
I'll Get There - Logan Square.
(That is correct, I will get to it. Soon.)

18. What does the boy/girl you like think of you?
The Ocean - Mae.
(Like a hundred cheesy quotes just popped into my mind.)

19. Will your dream wish(es) ever come true?
40 kinds of sadness - Ryan Cabrera
(Doesn't sound very convincing. :S )

20. What are you really like?
Daisy - The Maine.
(DAISY THE DUCK?)

2009-06-15T19:30:00.000+08:00

CLICK IT

ITS SUPER. :)

This is again, a delayed telecast.

2009-06-12T15:01:00.001+08:00

I was reading my old entries and I realised something
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I USED TO BE FREAKING RETARDED!
=)
See my retarded smiley.
I'm sorry if you use '=)'.

Sidetrack: There's this really annoying mosquito buzzing around my ear.

I used to say stuff like 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ____ DEARIE!'.
Waliaozzzz.
I can't imagine how happy I was.
Okay, that sounded as if I'm really unhappy now. But I'm not, really.
Though, I would miss a proper Chem pract.

Sidetrack: Is this Karma for insulting '=)'?

I remember Chem practs being super funneh.
Like spraying distilled water. Which is HILARIOUS. Especially Spermane sits in front of me.
OR,
pouring NaOH on the tap so the next person who uses the tap cannot rid his/her hands of the soapy feeling (cause you on and off using the same tap). And that person was Yanjin.
She had enough brains to go "EH THIS TAP WHY SO SOAPY ONE AH?".
OR,
turning off the switches for the bunsen and data loggers.

If there was an award for best Chem pract ever,
the soap one would win hands down.

Sidetrack: That's what you get when you have a religion. Damn the mosquito.

OH AND BUNSEN IS A FUNNY WORD.
Shut your bunsens.

Don't rape the world with your false relics.

2009-06-12T15:01:00.000+08:00

Blogging in advance makes me feel like a robot.
Am weird like that.

Sometimes we get so used to something that we claim it ours.
And it's funny how some people claim things that never even existed.
But I'm not going to tell them, no. I won't even try.
"Because they wouldn't listen?", too nice.
Because it is amusing to see them drown in their own lies. It's when they draw their last breath that they realise, they are going die. For nothing.
And being the bitch that I am, I'd be there to say
'I TOLD YOU SO, SUCKER.'

2009-06-09T10:40:00.001+08:00

I always mix up my 'please' with 'thank you' and 'good night' with 'byebye'.
Is this a coordination problem?!

The phone thing.

2009-06-04T15:44:00.003+08:00

1. Grab Your Phone.
I am going to change the question.
I WANT JIAYING, MAMA-SAN AND DAILING TO DO THIS. JASMINE, I ALSO WANT YOU TO DO IT, BUT YOU DO ON FACEBOOK. OGAY!

2. What is the 3rd picture of in your phone?
Three and a half people at KBox. Dailing's the half.

3. What's your ringtone?
The vibration is my ring tone.

4. Who's the 1st person that comes up under M?
Mango @ Marina Office.

5. Who's the last person you called?
Somebody's fax machine. :D

6. Who was your last missed call from?
Your father.

7. Who's the 1st person who comes up under C?
Caleena Tan. I think her number is outdated already. I bet she changed her number and never told me.

8. Who's your speed dial number 2?
Your mother.

9. What does 3rd text in ur inbox say?
"Lol nvm, you all meeting what time?" - Jia En :)

10. Who was your last received call from?
Jia Ming.

11. What does your 2nd sentbox text say?
This is actually a reply to the former mentioned. I WILL NOT FALL FOR THAT TRICK. Even though I have nothing to hide,
""7. You go eat slowly lor."

12. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
206

13. What is the wallpaper?
JASMINE! DAILING! AND HUIYI! :D

14. Who's speed dial number 1?
You can't have a speed dial number one.

15. Who is the 15th message from in your inbox?
Jia-En.

16. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Belinda Soh.

17. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
2 out of 3.

18. What network are you on?
Starhub. It sucks.

19. Name every person you have a message from in your inbox.
Are you crazy?

20. What does your 6th text message in your inbox say?
"Yah. You have bio lect ltr?"

21. Who is the first person in your contacts?
Adrian Purnamamamama.

22. Who is the last name in your contacts?
Zi Hui. OH LOOK! Even their names next to each other .. That is assuming my phonebook runs in a circle and there is no end.

23. What does the last text in your inbox say?
"Told ya. ZHU1 JIAO3." -- The Zhu Jiao part was in chinese characters. It means pig legs. :) Hahaha, I think of this and I want to laugh. I still remember who we were talking about. You are such a beach, J.

24. What is your screensaver?
The analog clock. So I don't have to look at the digital clock if I want to tell the time. I like analog clocks better.

25. What is your balance?
Unlimited. :) BILLS, my friend, are wayy better.

26. Who's the last person under H?
Huiyi. HAHAHA she's damn funneh.

27. What is your bluetooth name?
ALWRSB!. Please don't send me porn. I am a girl. Girls don't look at porn. My friend said there was once, a stranger sent her a bluetooth picture. Then she so stupid go and accept .. No blain. Turns out it was some naked photo.
Maybe I should change my name to 'I AM A GIRL.' or 'NO PORN PLEASE' to get the message across .. Blatantly, but clearly.
The more I type 'porn' the more I find that I'm misspelling 'pork'.

28. How many numbers are in your phone?
I'm not going to count. I know there's some way to check it out. But I don't know how and I won't try. Later turn out to be some adventure like last time.
You know what happened.
I didn't know to 'format' your phone means to delete everything like how you press 2, 8, ON, on your calculator before your A'LEVERLZX. Then I thought it would solve the problem I was having and I pressed it.
THEN TADA!
Like magic, I suddenly had a lot of memory space in my phone.
Except this is not good magic.

29. Could you live without it?
YES. I like to think I am independant of technology .. AND I REALLY AM.
I hate technology.
*starts marching around the room* ...
Somehow when I say I hate something, this communist picture pops into my mind. I imagine myself carrying a flag and marching around saying "I hate -".

AND ALL THOSE WHO DIDN'T TURN UP YTD, I HATE YOU ALL.

2009-06-02T15:48:00.002+08:00

A trip to KBox for the very first time.
I think I'd remember it forever. But I don't know if I'll go there again. It's not my kind of place.

I think most of the time I was just stunend cause I know like zero chinese songs.
Somehow we started to sing christmas songs .. It was HEE-LARIOUS.
Especially 'Last Christmas'.
The video was damn screwed up .. Suddently got one AIDS HOTLINE pop up.
I think I spent more time laughing than singing.

Pictures up on FB.
OHOH, AND PLEASE VIEW THIS VIDEO. IT'S SUPER SUPER FUNNY.
Went a bit crazy at 2am in the morning.

http://seventeenonine.blogspot.com/

May I know who I have to write in to to complain about the weather?

2009-05-27T21:56:00.003+08:00

WHOOOOOO.

Today's excursion was damn fun. :D I like!
Except for the fact that it's all the way up in Jurong. AND, the freak weather.
Just so you know, I've always been in the East/North area. So Jurong is like Antarctica man. Yes, the air is different there.
Even the people I mix with are non-West people. Benedict doesn't know there's a West Coast in Singapore. And they say Singapore is small.

I think if I live in China I'd get lost going to the toilet. Oh wait, that's not impossible.
I got lost trying to find the toilet in TJ before.
I quote,
"Don't ask me for directions unless your intention is to get lost."

After today ...

I can die knowing that I've held a real gun in my life. Eh don't laugh, many people in Singapore die without holding a gun, ever. I think my mother will be one of them. Not that I want her to die.*CHOY TOUCH WOOD*
I will never wear earplugs again. Damn irritating. You have to talk damn loud to be heard.
I think I'd rather eat ration food than from our canteen.

Okay, I forgot already.
OHOHOHOHOH, I like the night vision thing.
___________________________________
During lunch,

Padma ate dog food.
No lah. But it smelt a lot like dog food. A LOT. I bet the cook ran out of beef and opened a can of Pedigree.

"Eh, Shir Lin, later I want to tell you something. :)" - Alyssa
"Okay ... Oh wait, I want to tell you something also. ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?" - Shir Lin
"I don't know. I think so."
"Is it about that station?"
"Omg, YA. Only that station."
"It's not the weapons right."
"NONO. Hahaha, I THINK WE'RE THINKING THE SAME THING ALREADY."
"It can MOVE right?"
"YES."
"AHHHHHH HHAHAHAHA! I THINK WE'RE THINKING THE SAME THING."

I know you're not thinking what we're thinking. But, IT. IS. OGAY.
:D
Super funny. It's weird when you have someone thinking exactly the same thing as you.

Excite the senses! - KFC (I'm not kidding. Notice it next time)

2009-05-25T21:48:00.003+08:00

4 more days baby! :)

This week is filled with excitement!
There's nothing much on Tuesday other than ending super late.

BUT! There's an excursion on Wednesday! :D
I didn't even know I signed up for it lah.
Until today the teacher asked who's going for excursion and Jasmine said I was going. And I thought she was trying to pull a fast one on me. But NOOOOOO.
I actually wrote my name down like 2months ago. :S

Also! Thursday is American Film Festival! :D
Thursday shall be Angmoh day. No cheena banana hanky panky.

Friday is CAN! :D
TCC OUTING OGAY.
You all better come.
I'm watching you. Left right centre.
Espcially Jasmine and okay, everyone else in TCC.
LEFT RIGHT CENTRE OGAY.
O.O < those are my eyes.

2009-05-21T19:16:00.001+08:00

I think Lynn looks a lot like Joanne Peh.
I mean Lynn, the friend and Joanne Peh, the actress.

It's a small (cyber)world after all.

2009-05-21T17:15:00.003+08:00

AH-HAHAHAHA!
I finally receive my first DLC Newsletter. I'm so happy.
:D
Remind me to remind Jia-En. Or if you're Jia-En, remind me to remind you.

My holidays have unofficially started. I have no more exams or tests until JCTs except for Chinese Listening which I really can't study for.
I just hope I don't fail like last time.
It's quite embarrassing to fail listening comprehension.

Oh yes,
my main purpose of updating, izzz ... Look at my title.
Interesting story. :) YOU WANT TO LISTEN ANOT. Please pay attention and put your finger on your big lip.

Let's call this person Bob.
Bob has MAJOR ISSUES with English. Emphasize, MAJOR. He twits, like nobody's business. It makes you cringe. I. AM. SERIOUS.
But that's not my point.
He's NINETEEN years old already lah! Still acting like he's 4-year old and all dressed in pink.

So anyway, he (very surprisingly) has a girlfriend.
And GUESS WHAT.
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS MY FRIEND.

Omg, much?

AH, I have a dilemma.
SHOULD I JOIN TWITTER?
I know, like what kind of dilemma is that right.

Today was so fun. :D
"CAN ANYBODY SHARE THEIR VOOSITES/VOOSIES/IDK-HOW-TO-SPELL-BECAUSE-MY-BIO-SUCKS WITH ME?"

I have a feeling I'm spelling it all wrong.

I AM 52% ASIAN (48% MUTANT).

2009-05-09T14:05:00.002+08:00

It's from facebook, but I don't care.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race.
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea
X's so far: 5

[ ] You style your hair
[] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/

Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Ping Pong
[ ] You've seen the asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 5 + 5 = 10

[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an asian car e.g Honda, Toyota, etc
[ ] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a Rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games
X's so far: 10 + 5 = 15

[x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 15 + 6 = 21

[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod

X's so far: 21 + 2 = 23

[x] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ]You've played Final Fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 23 + 2 = 25

[ ] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got Rice?"
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] When you ask for your mum's permission she goes "Ask your dad."

X's so far: 25 + 1 = 26

Total X's: 26

26 x 2 = 52%.

Welcome to 1963.

2009-05-08T21:03:00.003+08:00

Google the song. The lyrics are sad.
For a song with a happy title, you'd expect a better ending, no?

I'm not in the best of moods.
Gootbye.

Bitter lemon.

2009-04-30T22:13:00.002+08:00

Or something along those lines.

"Jasmine, can you faster complete your voting form and start doing your graph." - Me-self.
"Wait la, I'm deciding who to vote for." - Jasmine.
"Just vote for yourself."
"Ya lor .. You'll be the only one voting for Jasmine anyway." - Dailing.

Tried Yoghurt today .. Not that I've never tried Yoghurt. I HAVE, FYI. I've never tried our school Yoghurt.
I think it's not that great
.
.
.
Or maybe it was because of Jasmine's choice of fruits.
I'm not saying it tastes like shit,
IT'S EDIBLE. BUT NOT THE BEST OF FOODS.
(Really, who in the right mind chooses Kiwi, Strawberry and Oreo?)

NG, I'M JUST KIDDING.
IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE OKAY LAH.
Just let me pick the flavours next time.

I tends to be good-looking.

2009-04-25T19:49:00.003+08:00

I am very bored. And too lazy to go do my shitty PI or homework.
HENCE! I shall evaluate chain mail.
:)

According to some horoscope thingy I got from Solehahahaha (No, I will never stop calling you this),
I am ...
Patient and wise. Practical and
rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.. Can be a bit
shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think
and can be Unfriendly at times. Like competition. Get what they Want.

OGAYYYYYY!
As read from above, it's kind of true and false at the same time.
I am unable to evaluate.
End of story.

I wonder if I really do like competition.
Sometimes when I'm walking home and I see people in front of me walking, I challenge them to see who walks faster. Usually, I win.
But there was this one time, when that person actually knew I was challenging with him. He delibrately walked faster.
And also, I always challenge Jasmine to see who crosses the road faster. :)
She always play cheat one.

I remember challenging Ah Leong during SS lecture to see who writes faster. Oh and I challenged myself to steal her correction tape.
:D So funnehhhhh.
RACHEL FASTER COME BACK TO SINGAPORE LAH.
I MISS YOUR FATS, YOU PIG. Hahahahaha.
COME BACK AND ATTACK THE KWAY CHAP AND KANG KONG AND EGG AND MY COOKING.
I think my cooking improve already. :)

OHOHOHOH,
I don't know to be happy or sad.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I think more happy than sad.
FASTER SMS ME LAH, I WILL REPLY ONE.
WALNUTZZZZ.

I'm available. Or not.

2009-04-20T18:50:00.002+08:00

Have you downloaded the new MSN?
(I sound like an advertisement)
Have you seen their new statuses?

Instead of the usual ONLINE, it's now AVAILABLE.
"Dailing.. Available (despite already having countless partners)."

Are you a CHEW-REN.

2009-04-17T18:36:00.003+08:00

I should really stop doing things last minute.

Stayed up till 12plus doing GPP.
AH, if she doesn't approve of our GPP, I'm not going to spend another gruesome minute thinking of another activity. Nehneh.

I LOVE OUR GPP, BTW.
Just typing it down yesterday got me in the egg-cited state. :D

Post-mortem was boring, as usual. I don't like post-mortem. Time passes damn slowly .. At least when you're doing SPA, you're always pressed for time.
Everytime before SPA, Jasmine will be like "TIME TO GO TO WAR".

BUT! Today's post-mortem was damn funny.

Had a 'how-long-can-you-hold-your-leg-up' competition with Jasmine. It ended with a tie.
Shir Lin brings a soap bar to school. Like she hasn't heard of those air fresheners that you put into your bags and stuff, so she puts the entire soap bar in her bag.
Oh, Dai Ling has an Adam's Apple. HAHAHAHA. "Eh, Shaun, I have Adam's apple. How?"
Padma's monkey has a slanted belly button .. If it even is a belly button.
And Miss Poh was fun today.
AND AND, Shir Lin is crazy.
AND AND AND, JANICE GOT HIT BY A PLASTIC BAG BALL TODAY. I'm so happy.

I have no mood to blog.
I'm going to watch a drama serial. And play Bejeweled.
A taiwanese drama serial.
I THINK I MORE CHEENA THAN YANJIN NOW. Bloody hell.

Emily? Elizabeth? Eeyore?!

2009-04-13T18:27:00.002+08:00

Parage -
the neglected positive of disparage.

We need more women like Frankie Landau-Banks in this world.
Or rather, E. Lockheart, if she/he is even a woman.

Why won't you reveal your first name?
Why don't you want to take credit for something great which you created?

This rooster has no monehhhh.

2009-04-08T21:13:00.002+08:00

Supposed to go BB eat today. (High-class .. Relatively)
Then, downgraded to the market. (Middle-class)
Somehow, we ended up eating instant noodles and Dailing with her prawn crackers. (No class)
HOW COME?!

Discussing prawn crackers,
Alyssa: Eh, I have the yellow colour one at home. It's barbecue flavoured.
Jasmine: I have the green one at home .. I can't remember what flavour ..
Alyssa: Is it vegetarian?
.
.
.
You're stupid if you don't get it.

Drinking strawberry ice blended,
Christy: What flavour is that?
Me: Strawberry ice blended.
Christy: It looks like blood.
Xiaoxuan/somebody else: How can? Blood's not pink.
Christy: Do you know, when you breathe in Carbon Monoxide, your blood turns pink?
Me and Dailing: Walao, CHRISTY!!!!!!!!
Dailing: I want fiction, not facts.
Jasmine (all of a sudden, she's in the conversation): Dailing, you're very pretty.
.
.
.
Once again, you're stupid if you don't get it.

This happened during some lesson when Yingtai left his file in some other classroom and refuses to retrieve it because there's a scary indian teacher. Hahaha.
Yingtai: I DON'T DARE TO TAKE MY FILE. THE INDIAN TEACHER REALLY VERY SCARY.
Benedict: You want, I can go with you. I feel like going for a little walk.
Alyssa: Are you a dog?

Biology test tomorrow.
OH-NO-SSSSSSS.

YOU FEEL ME, BRUH-DER?

2009-04-01T22:03:00.004+08:00

I love my friends. :)

Padma is my bruh-der from another muh-der, and WE ARE TIGHT, YO.
I need to go and brush up on my slang, YO.
So far, all I've done is add 'YO' to the end of every sentence. YO.
But sometimes it's plain weird. YO.

A'ight.
I'm gonna sleep. YO.
Is there a slang for 'sleep'?
I wonder.

I love the Cockiest of them all.
She's there for me when my TV spoil.
:)

Happy bird-day, Peacock!
YOU BETTER SEE MY SIDE OF THE CARD FIRST.
Or I'm gonna .. Chase after you tomorrow.
Now, is there a slang for that?

Letters to the immortal beloved.

2009-03-29T21:10:00.002+08:00

Even Beethoven does it better than me.
I have lost contact, with pen and paper.

This site will be dead for a while.
I'm going old school.

By the way, you know the saying 'sex, drugs, rock n' roll'?
It's going to be my tagline.
Yo.

There's no time for acts of kindness anymore.

2009-03-22T14:32:00.003+08:00

It has been very long since I last used MSN.
Long story cut short, the house computer has no MSN. And I can't download it. If it makes you feel better, yes, I'm that stupid.
But no, really, there's another reason which I'm not going to type out because it's really really long. So yes, you can continuing believing in the LIE that I'm stupid. (Which I'm not)

Speaking of lies, I'm a very good liar.
It's one of my strengths.

Don't talk to me. (ALYSSA) says:
LOL
how you know the song 'swingswing?"
my heart is smashed by a formula of love, scientist are not romantic idealist says:
from ur blog
Don't talk to me. says:
HUH ?!
i dont' have a blog.
LOL
my heart is smashed by a formula of love, scientist are not romantic idealist says:
huh?
holy shit
Don't talk to me. says:
loser
hahahahhaa

Okay.
Family dinner yesterday. There was lobster.
I hate lobsters. They like sliced it into half before serving.
It's like a dissection. Gross.
I think they don't have brains. No wonder they're stupid enough to get caught.
Heng I'm not a lobster. I don't want to ever be. Must do more good things to generate good karma. I'm going to help someone cross the road tommorrow. I plan to press the silver button.

Imagine if there are 20 people at the traffic junction and I press the silver button. Technically, I helped 20 people cross the road.
I AM A KIND SOUL.

On a side note,
Sometimes I find the way I carry myself so .. Contrived.

I hate you Rachel.

2009-03-18T10:31:00.002+08:00

I was telling Ah Leong a joke and it was very lame.

DBSK! 동방신기! Rising Gods of the East. // Super Juni-OR! HANKYUNG!! says:
.... shoot yourself, now.

I say:
PIANG!

Vicious delicious.

2009-03-16T15:55:00.002+08:00

I just realised this morning that I missed out my toe's thumb while painting toe nails yesterday. Like how is that possible right! Cause the big toe is so in-your-face .. It's like impossible to miss. Hahaha. I also don't know how I can miss it out. I think cause somebody asked me to run errands before I finished painting.

I don't want to play anymore.

Friday the 13th.

2009-03-13T22:14:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROADY! :D
I bet you thought I forgot your birthday in the morning. I DIDN'T, SERIOUSLY. I was planning to forget all about it until I see you. BUT WHAT HAPPENED?!
Somebody so thick-skinned, early in the morning, 6 o'clock,
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?"
.
.
.
Totally ruined my plan.
I today see you for like 30secs only lah. Haiyerrrrrr.
Can you please dedicate more time to ME? Your mouth counterpart?
I don't care ah, go and eat duck rice with me. We shall gossip.
Happy 17th,
GROW UP ALREADY.

"UGLY!" across the carpark. YOU THINK YOU FUNNY AH?!
Hahahaha.

And I'll beg for nothing more

2009-03-07T13:31:00.003+08:00

IT IS OUT!
Van Alen Legacy will be released September 1st! :D
I shall count down.
5months, 24days, 10hours, 24mins.

Okay lah, there's a countdown machine at the website. Hahahaha.
I thought the trailer was stupid. I hope it's never made into a cartoon. I want it to remain as a book. Not even a movie. Scaly turn out like .. That book which turned into a movie.

I could feel something different for the first time.
Heaven made sense and all the words rhymed.
No chance of stopping now.
I'm taking it all.
And now I'm caught in the air,
It's a good glide.
Pass it up, wouldn't dare, what a wild ride,
I remember being ready and waiting to fall just like I did tonight.

Spinning around and around until my left was my right and up became down.
With just one look you knocked me off my of feet.
So unable to speak.

And that's what you get when you don't have links.

2009-03-06T20:35:00.002+08:00

I never thought I'd say this, but
I FREAKING MISS TK.
I remember swearing that I'd never go back to TK.
Lucky never swear upon my life or something .. I'd be dead now.

Anyway, today was pretty fun.
I failed my maths test. Hahahaha.
I took a video of Jasmine eating. :D But I deleted it cause she got ANGRY.

BTW PEOPLE, GO VISIT PADMA'S BLOG.
http://meltinglollipops.blogspot.com/
:D
And JANICE,
http://dreamabetterlife.blogspot.com/

At the same time,

2009-03-03T23:14:00.003+08:00

I just realised today that I am, in fact, very unhealthy.
I got a bronze for my NAPFA test two years ago. Assuming my fitness deproved the past two years (Considering R. Lim as a P.E teacher, the assumption is definitely valid) .. I practically have the health and fitness of a paralyzed, dying patient. Who is 95 years old and has been immobile since birth.
CHOY.
Please do not let such fate befall me.
I promise I will drink more water.

I will start to build up my fitness by drinking more water. And taking BRISK walks whenever I can. YAY.
Although I'm really not sure if it'll work.

AHHH. I'm not exactly making sense now. It's 11.19pm.

I wonder how many people know that Po (red teletubby) speaks cantonese.
YiMin and Jasmine were very shocked when Chloe mentioned it today.
Speaking of cantonese, a lot of people in my class speak cantonese. We can have a cantonese huay guan .. Or whatever. I don't know what huay guan means. I know there's a hokkien huay guan. And I don't think they have a copyright for the 'huay guan'. I'm assuming it means club/society.

HELLO, WE IS THE CANTONESE HUAY GUAN.
Sorry, abit copy Valentina here.

Oh my printer is going crazy. There is a red exclaimation mark lighted. I think it means no ink. Or no paper.
Either way, I'm not good at solving technical difficulties (Yes, now you know I'm really stupid). HENCE, I shall go to Hub and waste ink tmr.

Dodo bird, my honey looks like pee.

2009-03-01T22:39:00.003+08:00

"What time is your break period tmr?"
"Oh we have the same break."
"How you know?!"
"I'm looking at your timetable now."
"And EH! NOT FAIR. YOU HAVE 5 PERIODS OF LESSONS IN THE FRIDGE! I have less than 2 lah."
"HAHAHAHAHA. You jealous ah?"

He (the orange) calls the container classrooms 'fridge'.
Funny, because I call it 'construction site'.
And less than two just means ONE. You don't have to say 'I have less than 2'. You could have said 'I have 1'.

I'm drinking honey now. It looks like pee.

And I think everyone thinks I'm not gonna get married.
I got bombarded by mail from 'SpeedDate'. AND I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR IT. This is a sabotage. I HATE YOU ALL.

I'm sorry for flushing, but I just peed.

2009-02-27T18:00:00.003+08:00

I am still alive.

There is not ONE SINGLE DAY that my school ends before 3pm. Today ended at 3pm .. Thankfully. I thought I was going to die in the Bio Lab. I should never be made to do an experiment involving water bath. Because I get really paranoid when my test tubes start jumping.

I just found out today from the Maths teacher that most of the applications from our GCs will be deleted and replaced with applications that are not so 'smart'. WTH. Like what's the point.
I'm going to play finish the Block Man game before it gets deleted. And they say you can install Super Mario. I wonder if you can install Tetris? Or Pokemon. That'll be so cool, I tell you.

Our english fair today was ... Not bad, I'd say. :)
I didn't forget my lines.
Oh, btw, I had only 2 lines. :D
I thought Jia Ming's group was funny. But hey, they got an easier topic. Or maybe it's sour grapes ..
I still think 'Media and its influences' is easier than 'Competition and the Society'.
No points for guessing who did what topic.

I kind of like my class more now.
Some funny person suggested we have lace on our class tee. Yes, very unique. And VERY gay. It's more gay than having a hotpink shirt.
In case you don't know what lace is, go ask your mother.

I need to go get a virtual life now. Haven't been on the computer for ages. WAHHHH, I feel so distant and lost.

Even if I AM an idiot,

2009-02-21T13:07:00.003+08:00

Rachel says I should start this post with "I'm an idiot".
Am not going to do that.
.
I have an enemy.
TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE.
It's damn yucks. And I have to drink it like twice a day. And it's damn troublesome because I am not supposed to eat or drink 30mins before drinking the yucks water. And that's troublesome because I have to wake up 25mins earlier just to drink the medicine. D:
I think it tastes worse than shit. Not that I have tasted shit, but it definitely tastes worse than shit. Sometimes I wish I have a bigger mouth capacity so I can drink the medicine faster. Like a pelican. KIIIIIIEWWWWW!
...
I'm assuming that's the noise a pelican makes.

I have a ton of homework. D:
I have this econs essay and I have no idea how to begin. I seriously don't mind going back to TK for lessons. And I hate my chemistry teacher. Not my tutor. The lecturer. She's so annoying. She has this lilt and it's like she's trying to be funny but she's FAR FROM IT.

I have this friend who looks and talks and probably IS Athena. She's so like Athena.

OKAY, RACHEL JUST CHANGED HER DP TO A GROUP OF HALF-NAKED MEN. THIS IS VERY DISTURBING.

Am having an audio conversation with Ah Leong.
I don't know why the connection today is damn screwed.
Like just now she was tryna tell me that her mother saw someone getting knocked down car. Then I heard something like 'just that day MY MOTHER GOT KNOCKED DOWN'. And I was so puzzled like how-can-you-still-sound-so-..-calm-and-neutral-like-your-mom-gets-knocked-down-very-often.

I still haven't eat the doritos I bought in December.
But I gained weight. HOW CAN?!

Please include the crazy man too.

2009-02-12T21:57:00.002+08:00

Am freaking tired, so nothing interesting left in my brain. I don't even know why I bother blogging.

I think I was crazy when I told Ngoh I 'confirm' want to take H2 Bio. Now that I am taking it .. Not so 'confirm'. :S

Okay .. It's like 4 days into official school and, like Shermane, I've made the wrong friends. No, in this context, it's friend. Because it's only one girl.
Obviously I'm not gonna tell everybody her name cause .. I KNOW CAN ALREADY.
But ya, I'm going to sever all ties I have with her. Even though it's not a lot.
Like the minute I talked to her I was like 'SHIT WHAT AM I DOING. GET OUT OF THIS CONVO NOW.' (And, no, we didn't talk on MSN or something. It's face-to-face)

Oh, I only have 1 period of Chemistry tmr. And after that I'm free like a kuku.
YAY!
Except for some talk in the Audi. But they're usually boring and useless .. Not that I don't like their existence. I do.

I need to remember to bring money tmr.

Oh ya, there's a girl in my class who reminds me of Shermane.
Her voice is also quite low. And her shoulders are broad. Am not sure if she has a bald spot too .. Will check ASAP. :D

1,2,3 FREEDOM!!!

2009-02-05T23:15:00.003+08:00

Short post,

ORIENTATION IS THE BESTEST THING EVER!
Mass Dance @ Suntec today. Super crazy lah.
I love the Speedy Gonzales (sp?) dance! Supper with OG 9 after that. Took pictures like siao.
I DON'T WANT ORIENTATION TO EVER END MANNNN! I could have orientation everyday. Hahahaha.

Anyway, nothing much going on 'cept for orientation. Our orientation ends at like 6pm. Today's one was special, ended at 8+. Tomorrow is hardcore. Ending at 11pm. Hahahaha.
YAYYYYY. I LOVE OG9! :D Pictures when I get them.

BTW (which stands for By The Way), WHERE ARE YOU TKSIAN??
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE??

I is 我

2009-01-30T22:09:00.001+08:00

我 says:
this anus added me on facebook. like i know her like that.

tachycardia says:
nope, dont know this anus. need i state she's most likely cheena and a twit.

I think you're wondering who's the anus.

This day and age, EVERYTHING is manual. Yes, it is.

2009-01-30T21:56:00.002+08:00

"Na ke MOE fa feng de lor. Liu dian duo SMS wo wo jin shen me xue xiao. I think ta men bu yong shui jiao." (MOE is crazy. 6am SMS me what school I get into. I think they don't need to sleep)

Obviously never heard of automated messages.

2009-01-29T21:28:00.001+08:00

I am the orange. Shermane's the pink.

Qian Hui. says:
I AM RACHEL LEONG. EXPECTO PATRONUM~

Qian Hui. says:
HAHHAA

MASQUERADE! ;D says:
i think you got your spell wrong.

<^v>

2009-01-29T20:36:00.006+08:00

Played Audition Season 2 during CNY.
So much has changed since I last played .. Which was about 1.5 years ago?
Somehow, the entire population of dancers, ambassadors and interface has become so cheena-fied, that it is unfair to the general population. It used to be Korean-ish. And quite honestly, I'd rather Korean-ish.
I log on and am greeted by 2 girls who call themselves BY2. To add to that, some horrible chinese song is playing in the background. D: At the lobby and I see room names written in a foreign language, I think it's called TWIT.
On the brighter side, they have a lot of new modes! Like Club Dance 2. Which I played and lost (surprisingly).
Apparently, the name 'Club Dance 2' is not cute. 'Clubbie 2 v(^^)v' is. SEE HOW HORRIBLE IT HAS BECOME?!

I forgot my password and am playing my cousin's account. Hahahaha, his name is 'uhairless' .. Something like that.
Go play with him oh~~~

Anyway, past few days have been frickin' annoying.

"You want to go buy school uniform?!"
"WAH NEXT TIME YOU STUDY HERE VERY NEAR HOR."
"I help you ask my friend for notes and stuff want a not?!"
"Eh, you better get in to this school. If not must appeal until get in."

HOW YOU KNOW I CONFIRM GET INTO MY FIRST CHOICE?!
I think I'm kind of hoping I get into TP or something then you'll be hopping mad (My mom is very against Poly education). Everytime you say something about school, I feel like screaming at you. Like hello, YOUR SCHOOL OR MY SCHOOL?!

Btw, I saw a phone today. Features very similar to W705, except it's OUT ALREADY! And it's not that exy. :D
RESEARCH TIME!

Am secretly a Karang GOON-ie.

2009-01-24T15:14:00.003+08:00

I have this thing about throwing stuff away since young. I like keeping receipts and stuff.
BUT,
yesterday was 'Clean-your-room-or-i-will-kill-you' Day.
Forced to throw out stuff that COULD (or could not) be worth MUCH MUCH MORE in 50years to come.

Some show tickets.

I FOUND THE LOAN RECEIPT FOR BLUE BLOODS! :D

Library receipts since 2002. Faded like siao. Can pass for clean paper already.

OLD PARKING RECEIPTS from Tampines Mall. Hahahaha.

1999?! 10 years ago. I was 7 years old then.

Some of the stuff I keep. I have like really yellow bus ticket stubs also.
:D

Nothing to blog about. :S
Happy CNY, people.

2009-01-22T10:24:00.002+08:00

I think she looks like Hilary Duff.

AHHHHHH. There was something else I wanted to blog about but I forgot. This is so annoying. I tell you, I'm gonna keep thinking about it for the rest of the day.

I don't geddit.

2009-01-22T10:15:00.002+08:00

What's so special?

Now where's your picket fence love?

2009-01-21T13:17:00.003+08:00

DON'T SHUT OFF THE MUSIC!
I like this song now :D I like the chorus.

Truth be told, I miss you.
Truth be told, I'm lying.
♥

QuestionS. And answer (one only).

2009-01-21T12:47:00.004+08:00

What's 1145 in roman numerals?
I don't know my roman numerals .. I can only count up to 8. Hahahahaha. If I were a roman, I'd have been a retard.
But I'm not roman, so that makes me not retarded.

Anyone know when the W705 is releasing?
My phone is dying on me ... Actually no, if my phone were human, it'd be in the ICU. Still alive. But I would it to sleep, because it's a burden. Yes, something like that. If you didn't get that, it's okay. Just think of the phone as .. Old and sickly.
I've had it for more than 2 years already.
It's about time to put it to sleep. It has like 2 buttons gone and the rest mostly cracked and unresponsive.
D:

Just Googled 'roman numerals'.
Apparently, 1145 in roman numerals is a very ugly MCXLV.
D: I thought it'd be something pretty .. Like 2008. 2008 is MMVIII. I think it looks pretty good. I saw it after some show. They had the copyright year in roman numerals. I thought it was cool.
(c)MMVIII.
.
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On a second thought, it's a good thing I'm not roman.
Can you imagine writing the date? Or, worse, your IC number, handphone number?

You should definitely be in a soap opera.

2009-01-19T19:31:00.003+08:00

Paris Hilton's My New BFF makes good entertainment.
THANKYOU, INSPECTOR SHERMANE! :D

I don't know if this sounds surprising to you, but I like Onch! Hahahahaha.
He is gay. But it's okay.
This is going to sound really really twisted and idontknowwhat, but I kind of like gay people/people who aren't straight. I think they're very fun people. Hahahaha, really okay. Look at Christian San-somethingsomething from Project Runway. I think he'd make a really good friend.

Anyway, Onch is major drama queen. & when I say 'major', I MEAN IT.
(When he heard that 4 contestants were eliminated)
"Omg! I am SO sad. I LOVED her! *cries*"
"Onch, you only knew her for a day."

Oh,
KIKI HAS TO GO. I MEAN IT.
She thinks she's all that with her bag o' chips. CHAH!
Bitch.

I think Shelly is pretty. :D
If I'm a boy, I'd like girls like her.
She's DEMURE. Like me, actually.
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Okay, kidding. I'm anything but demure.
But really, Shelly's pretty.
And Brittany .. But Brittany has weird eyebrows.
Minus points for that.

1253. And that is not the number of posts I've had.

2009-01-19T09:39:00.003+08:00

Hello.
Did anyone think of me at 9.25am today?!
Cause I sneezed. Twice.
& it's the BIGGEST thing for me, because I've never sneezed more than once at any one time. EVER.

You know the thing they say when you sneeze once, someone's thinking of you. And when you sneeze twice, someone's talking bad about you?
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I prefer to think that someone thought of me TWICE or TWO people thought of me at almost the same time, rather than someone's talking bad about me.
Am very optimistic! :D

Anyway, no tv, going out and using computer during the weekends. I thought I died and went to hell. But no, it was just a painting weekend. Painted the living room and dining area.
I learned something.
That I can't paint for nuts.
I can't seem to paint evenly .. AM TOO ARTSY-FARTSY FOR THAT! Hah.
:D
Okay lah, actually my art sucks.

Cheena motion begins now. I'm going to start watching some taiwanese drama.
I watched it on Chnl 56 before .. But I couldn't understand some of their jokes. :S
OH YES, and nobody seems to be able to get over ME watching CHINESE SHOWS. Why ah?! Can't you see I'm chinese? D:
Like Timothy,
"What you doing?"
"I'm going to watch @$%^@ (drama title). Go watch! And tell me nice anot."
"No thanks. I don't watch FOREIGN films."

WALIAOZZZZ. You not chinese ah?!

Oh yea, and there's this taiwanese actress who looks like Hilary Duff.
Am going to post her photo
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AFTER I FIND OUT HER NAME.

The post where I said 'gross' SIX times.

2009-01-12T10:56:00.004+08:00

I just cut my fingernails.
Do you want to eat my fingernails?
Okay!

Hiakhiak.
Weekend spent at Indonesia. Yes, I know I said Malaysia. Because I thought Bintan was in Malaysia .. But no, Bintan is in Indonesia.
You don't think Indonesia very near, got time difference you know!

Went fishing. We freed the fishes we caught. YOU KNOW WHY?!
They have no toilet piping. Meaning, when you pee/poo/washhands, it goes directly into the sea. And the fishes have been living there since .. I don't know when. Scaly you eat the fish you catch and go "EH! This tastes like my mother's cooking." You'd know why. Disgusting.

The place is FREAKING windy. Like the wind NEVER stops. I'm not exaggerating. I think if you put my hamster there, she/he will lose her/his balance.
When we went there, it was quite cloudy. Sun was not very strong. I didn't get any blacker.
:S
Oh you know what! They don't sell SPF 4 Coppertone anymore! My mom says we should go buy SPF 4 Coppertone. And the man said, cannot sell already because too little protection.
Hiakhiak. Means the bottle I have at home is a treasure.
*SPF 4 Coppertone is a suntan lotion. It's the only kind of suntan lotion I know.*

WHILE WE WERE THERE, SOMEONE STOLE OUR SOTONG!
We used Sotong as bait. The sotong was very cute, like the length of my index finger. But it's freaking gross cause it's slimy and yucky.
OMG RIGHT?! SOTONG ALSO WANT TO STEAL.
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Okay, this has been bugging me since very long ago. I keep making mental notes to blog about it, but I also keep forgetting.
Here goes,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SQUID, A SOTONG AND CUTTLEFISH?
You don't know right?!
I also don't know.

Jia Ming says they're all the same. I say he doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Or is he really correct?
I don't think so .. Because I don't eat the sotong that comes with Hokkien Mee. But I like to eat the Kenken cuttlefish .. Which is also known as "Oriental Chewing Gum of the East" (as seen on the cover) though I really think that when you say 'Oriental', most people would already think 'of the east'.
Hm. Food for thought?

Anyway, I watched this documentary about the Humbolt (sp?) squid yesterday. It was very interesting and at the same time freaking gross.
I officially HATE squids. This is the first time I've hated something because it's gross.
*Pardon me if I am wrong, because I only watched half of the documentary. Switched to Disney because Wizards of Waverly Place started. *
According to the documentary, the guy (some squid enthusiast) thinks that squids are actually capable of taking over the earth some day.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!
EVERYBODY MUST EAT MORE SQUID! Squid should be made Vegetarian so that vegans can eat it too.

Anyway, the squid guy went to perform a scope on a squid he caught .. It's where he has this probe (Correct word?) .. Okay, no, it's this tube with a camera and light attached and he sticks it into the squid to see the inside of the squid.
ALL OF IT IS EFFING GROSS!
It has 3 hearts. YUCKS.
Can you imagine if we had 3 hearts? I think you'd vibrate if you hyper ventilate.

And they can change skin colour. You can see the pigmentation inside it's body actually changing colour. It's damn gross also. It looks like you're having a lot of holes in the inside of your body. GROSS.

I HATE SQUID. THEY. ARE. THE. GROSSEST. PERIOD.
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On to something more light-hearted,
DO YOU KNOW IF HAMSTERS NEED TO BLINK LIKE HUMANS DO?

I know I have a hamster at home.
She doesn't seem to blink. But she's always moving so I can't see. Everytime I put her in my palm, she'll turn such that her butt faces me. >(
GUO FEN! (It means 'too much' in chinese.)
But it's okay. I still love you hammie. Even if you're fat and smeowly and have short legs and chinese eyes and i-have-no-idea-whether-you're-a-boy-or-girl, I STILL LOVE YOU.
That is, until I clean your cage.
But after I clean it, I'll love you again okay.

I've never fallen, I've never fallen faster.

2009-01-09T11:46:00.002+08:00

I feel like eating/drinking coconut.
I have to go all the way to Chinatown just to have it. Because there's nowhere near that I know of that sells Thai Coconuts @ 1.50$.

Heroes is really good.
I know I'm really slow watching season one only now. Hahahaha, but I refuse to watch any drama serials that are still airing. Because I can't stand waiting a whole week for the next episode.

Did anybody receive a magnet and a wire in the mail yesterday? It's a letter promoting engineering courses in all polys.
So they think they can blow me over into thinking that engineering is like magic come to life?
Pathetic, I say.
I wonder why they even try.

2009-01-08T10:28:00.002+08:00

Am going to watch Heroes.

Something 'angmoh' after 2 months of taiwanese and japanese dramas.

Chapalang is my new word. And I am in deeeeeeep shit.

2009-01-06T21:16:00.003+08:00

I LEARNT MAHJONG FROM YANJIN TODAY!
Am very happy because now I can actually join in during CNY. :D
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Though I think the Mahjong Yanjin plays is like .. Chapalang Mahjong 0.0
Hahahaha .. It means anyhow play one lah.

Am very lazy to blog .. But I'll just summarize the day.

The picnic was a fiasco. :S
Shan't talk about it.
Because of Shermane, we sat in the stupid sun for like 15mins. I've got my invisible shirt AGAIN .. You know when you wear a short-sleeved shirt and go in the sun? After a while you'll have like a tanline/outline of the shirt. I call it an invisible shirt.
Btw, I used to have invisible school uniform okay. Now I have invisible slippers also. But I like having invisible slippers.
Hahaha, Shermane got sunburnt in the end.

Went down to Ying Ning's house to eat. I tell you, if I stayed at Ying Ning's house, I will surely get lost one.
I ate Abalone Chicken .. It tasted nothing like Chicken or Abalone. It tasted like shit.
Mahjong after that. So confusing lah.
The first part very quiet. Because everyone was thinking. After that, was damn noisy and funny.
We played Yanjin's chapalang mahjong and those mahjong that you play on the computer. Hahaha. VERY FUN OKAY!
Yanjin and I V.S Ying Ning and Shermane.
We won! :D And they had to treat us a drink.
Had winter melon tea in the end. It was 1$. And it was worth 12 sips.

Went to Bedok Interchange. Got this man singing some song by the roadside. I started clapping and dancing like a bozo. Hahahaha, very funny okay. I kept laughing la!
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If you look at it another way, I am actually very nice. I gave that man MORAL SUPPORT. Am going there tmr to do the same thing.

I won a Who's-Bus-Comes-First-Competition.
Ying Ning was second.
Yan Jin was last.
Actually, it was supposed to be a Who's-bus-comes-last Competition. But when my bus came so quickly, the competition changed.

2009-01-05T22:35:00.003+08:00

This-person-who-refuses-to-be-named is such an idiot.
He doesn't appreciate nice-ness.
He is the orange. I am the blue.

(I said 'Hello' before.)
X says:
what do you want
X says:
?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. says:
am v happy
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. says:
just .. HELLO!
X says:
sicko.
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SICKO?!
That's what I get for being nice?!
Am going to call you idiot w.e.f TODAY.

The river on it's WAAAA-AYYYYY!

2009-01-05T20:17:00.003+08:00

WAH!
I tell you, I have like in-built SPF10,000 sunblock in my skin pigmentation or something. I sat about an hour under the 12 o'clock sun with SUN TAN LOTION and guess what!
I'm still albino.
I don't think I'm even a quarter of a shade darker. Everyone else seems to be at least half-a-shade darker. WHAT IS THIS!?
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I think I'm actually a vampire. But I just don't know it yet.
Jia-En is going to be so jealous.

I had a nightmare yesterday.
I dreamt that I had coke fed directly into my bloodstream .. Involuntarily, of course. It was very scary. I was like pinned onto this inclined operating table. And I couldn't get up. Both in the dream and in real life ... Actually, I think one constitutes to the other. But yes, it happened and I was so scared. When I woke up I was very suspicious of everything. Hahahaha, a bit crazy this morning.
I hope that never happens to me in real life.
It's a cruel way to die. I think.
I mean, it's not the cruel-est, but it's .. Scary. I'd die frightened.

PICNIC/GOSSIP SESSION TMR!
:D
Am pretty excited. I haven't seen skating people since last year's cycling thingy.
Anyway, most of them can't come. It's only us 4, out of 7.
It's kind of impossible for Rachel to come, so it's actually 4 out of 6. And Lixuan can't wake up so early and meet us at 12NOON, which is MID-DAY ALREADY. Ying Jia has work till 2pm and MAY join us after. That depends on how energetic she is.

Oh, was talking to someone just now ..
*I'm the one in purple.

"Eh! I went to watch Ponyo (You know that cartoon with the irritating song that doesn't get out of your head?)."
"HUH! Nice a not? I think that kind of show only people like you watch."
"No! The cinema was almost full lah."
"Really meh. Nice a not?"
"Okay lah, very cute! Ya! Almost full .. A lot of couples. Then got this couple sit next to us damn disgusting."
"Say people .. YOU GO WITH WHO?!"
"Hahahaha *boyfriend's name* lah.." (Idiot.)

Finger on the trigger to my Juliet.

2009-01-04T16:32:00.004+08:00

You know what,
It suddenly occurred to me that Downtown Fiction sounds too many bits like We The Kings.
I like We The Kings better. But I still don't like the idea that they're mainstream. And like everyone is listening to Check Yes Juliet/Skyway Avenue.

I chose throw away Archie comics and keep Reader's Digest.
Stupid or what?
But, NO.
I want to keep my Reader's Digest.
Am going to convince my mom that I HAVE SPACE IN MY CUPBOARD.

Okay, this post is pointless.

A Cursive Memory.

2009-01-02T21:25:00.002+08:00

Today, I'm the angriest and happiest person.
All at the same time!

Angry, because my mom is being an idiot.
Is your mom being an idiot too?
Then SMS/CALL ME! We can complain about mothers .. And their weird antics & stupid logic.

Happy.
Why?
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*plays Jaws music*
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(Can you feel the SUSPENSE?)
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Don't tell you.

I like to think I live in the future, thank you.

2009-01-01T21:02:00.004+08:00

2090.
I. Sense. Impending. Doom. Ah.

Am blogging for the sake of it. Everyone else is watching Xiao Niang Re (Little Nonya). I don't get what's so nice about it. Maybe it's because I never tried watching it. Either way, I'm not going to even try. Watching it, I mean.

Tried calling Rachel today. My mom has this starhub thing that allows her to call to certain countries for free .. Technically, not free. But it's like a local call .. And she has 300mins free of local outgoing calls. So yes, it's like free. Even if it isn't, it's just 8 cents a minute.
BUT! The lines were busy .. Either that, or Rachel's phone was off? Idk ..
I called and was greeted by a pre-recorded voice saying user is unavailable in just about 300,000 languages. 299,999 of which I do not comprehend .. I only understood the English one.
D:

Today was depressing. Kind of.
I wonder what tomorrow brings ...

Okay, no, I do not.
I just said that because it's something I've never said before.

I need some colour in my life.
Hence, I've declared today, IRRITATING-POST-COLOURS Day.

2-in-1 post

2008-12-29T18:13:00.002+08:00

EVERYBODY! MEET MY NEW GADGET!
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Tada!

Hahahahha, did you think it was a phone? Nope, it's a pedometer!
It's some free gift my grandmother got. And she gave it to me. And you know what! I'm very fascinated by it.
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31/12/08.

Cycling/Picnic yesterday.
I'm very lazy to blog about it.

One thing's for sure,
My pancakes were inedible. Next time I shall take the easy way out and buy chocolates like Jia Ying.
I'm going to hone my cooking skills.

Oh and I have 0.25$ left in my wallet. Stupid cheese fries. I didn't know the price of 'extra cheese' DOUBLED. Did you?! It used to cost 0.50$ for extra cheese. Now it's 1$ for the same amount of extra cheese. At least if you increase the amount of cheese by say, 1/3, I'd understand because you need earn money. But what's this! Never increase the amount and you double the price!
KFC, I'M GOING TO MACDONALDS TODAY.

Watched Transporter 3 yesterday.
It was, IMO, not as good as 1 and 2 ..
Storyline a bit stupid? His car didn't have much gadgets and stuff. Not very nice lah.

Hana Yori Dango, Doritos and a very chio phone.

2008-12-28T12:31:00.008+08:00

I AM SO FULL OF NOTHING-TO-DO-NESS,
I COULD DIE.

That didn't really make sense.
I don't care.

I'm honestly too lazy to go watch the final episode for Hana Yori Dango. I don't know if she's going to win TOJ, but I know for sure that they're gonna send Domyouji (HAH! I finally got his name right!) to America and it's not a happy ending.
I accidentally watched the ending for Hana Yori Dango 2 on Chnl 56 .. I was flipping channels! I didn't know that that was the ending. I just watched for a bit and CHAH! Realised it was the last episode.
So, there is really no point in continuing to watch .. I'll just get really pissed off by Domyouji's mother or something.

I'm only left with the Final .. It was only realeased recently and Chnl 56 hasn't showed it yet. I hope they do .. Cause it's really blur watching on DC.net.
Wanted to go watch Hotshot, but I think I know the ending already. Edel, this is all your fault!
Jk, prolly gonna watch it after I finish Hana Yori Dango Final.
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Btw, the Final is not a Final Episode. It's like a movie.
It's 130mins .. I saw the CD. It was 10$.

Oh yes, speaking of which, I want a new phone.
You must be thinking,
"Phone has nothing to do with Hana Yori Dango what!"
YOU'RE WRONG, IT DOES! Because I want Tsukushi's phone! I mean the one Domyouji gave her .. The gold one. It's a very pretty phone. Okay, I just want a phone that looks like it.
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PLEASE GET ME A CHIO PHONE FOR MY SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY. :D
I will be the happiest person in the world.

I hope Pikachu gives me a phone for my birthday. That's not asking for a lot right?
Okay, it is.
To begin with, there is most prolly no such phone.

Am looking forward to Tuesday.
:D

Oh yes, I read Ellen's book! :D
IT'S SUPERRRRR! Kay, some parts are abit not funny, but majority of the book is! It makes you laugh at the book.
I like the chapter where she talks about flying and the one about daily affirmations. :D
I could quote a whole lot of stuff from the book, but I won't because I want you to go buy the book and support Ellen so that she can write more books for everyone.
HI ELLEN, CAN YOU PLEASE COME TO SINGAPORE?
Although, really, I don't know many people who are hardcore Ellen DeGeneres supporters in Singapore. Oh well, you're welcome at my house as long as you don't destroy/steal anything.

K, I'm gonna watch Jiong Mun Yan (Some cantonese variety show).
If you have Chnl 48, GO WATCH! It's on at 3.30pm. Today's episode .. Which was yesterday night's episode, is SUPER FUNNY. Especially when they do the obstacle course.
"D <- Does that mouth look slanted? I hope it did. That was my purpose.

Oh and lastly, remember when I said I bought on-sale-Doritos from NTUC the other time?
I HAVEN'T EATEN THEM YET! To reward myself, I'm gonna go eat it now. :D
I'm fully aware that it says 'SERVES 7'.
But I guess it's okay for me to eat it because I left it on the kitchen counter for more than seven days already. :D

2008-12-27T11:44:00.000+08:00

It's already the 27th of December.
I don't think I'm gonna reach 100 posts this year.

Uncharm me.

2008-12-26T21:14:00.002+08:00

I wasted 3 hours of my youth today at Lot One doing nothing.

I visited the library, after so very long. I think it's like an adventure visiting different libraries .. Because the books they have are somehow different. You would think that the books they have would be the same right? But it's different. Like how CCK library has nicer books than BDK library.
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Either that or I haven't been to the library in a very long time.

They had Vanity Lair marathon on Chnl [V] yesterday.
Okay, I just typed out how Vanity Lair works and backspaced it cause I decided it was too boring to read.
Just know, it is NOT as superficial as it's name ..
I watched from 10pm ++? I was telling myself that, I'll go sleep when the marathon ends. Watched till 12am and gave up cause I was dozing off.
When I woke up this morning, THEY WERE STILL SHOWING THE MARATHON ON CHNL [V]. Hahahahaha .. Luckily I didn't stay determined to finish the marathon .. It would have taken me eons to realise that it's almost never-ending.
Btw, it was still showing when I turned on the TV at 7pm just now. Hahahaha.

Oh, you wanna know something!
MY HAMSTER, Rusty-Aoki-Ahlian-Shortlegs-Chineseeyes, CAN BE THE FIRST NON-HUMAN TO JOIN THE SINGAPORE GYMNASTICS TEAM FOR THE 2012 OLYMPICS.
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Or do we not have a Gymnastics team? I'm not sure ..

Either way, SHE/HE IS VERY FLEXIBLE.
She can groom her butt.

A Stupoid is a being living in Stupid-City.

2008-12-25T22:02:00.003+08:00

I have nothing much to blog about nowadays. Though my life is, on the contrary, getting more interesting.

I found out that someone is working at B&Js. I'm going to go there and ka-jiaow that person.
I saw Pikachu playing basketball at Pasir Ris Park! I think it's Pikachu .. Looks like him. Plays like him. Only, this person looked shorter. But it may be because I saw him from 2594km away .. Okay, not that far .. But not that close also. I was cycling.
Learned some stuff from Zihui. She and Shermane can be best friends .. They're both Gossip Queens.
I have been dreaming of a lot of weird stuff lately.

Okay, this is the story,
I don't like people forwarding me chain messages. Things like, 'if you want to do well for your exams, forward this to 100 of your friends! If you don't forward to 100 of your friends, you will die a horrible death. But if you do not have 100 friends, then you're better off dying. I'm doing you a favour really.'
Okay, they don't have the last part. But it's something ridiculous like that ..
As stupid as it is, I DO FORWARD SUCH STUFF .. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE. Which is why I hate getting such mail, because I feel obligated to forward it. If I don't, I'll be very uncomfortable.
I told Adrian that yesterday over prata, because he keeps forwarding me chain messages.

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT!
JUST LAST NIGHT, AFTER I'VE TOLD HIM, HE FORWARDED ME SOME MESSAGE SAYING I SHOULD FORWARD THAT MESSAGE TO ALL MY FRIENDS! There was no threat in the message saying that I would die or whatsoever, so, I forwarded the message to him, all in the name of fun.
I forwarded it to him 5times. And to Zihui also .. At the bottom, I wrote "(This is all Adrian's fault)".
Then, like 5 mins later, Zihui sent me the same message and at the bottom, she wrote "(This is all my fault)".
Hahahaha, I literally laughed out loud when I saw it.
If you don't geddit .. Then I can't help you. You're better off dying. I'm doing you a favour, really.

Hey, you.

2008-12-24T12:47:00.002+08:00

♥,
"Hang on in there, forget the danger signs.
Fray for that magical moment, and it will appear."
- Hang on in there by Queen.

You'll still have me alright?!

ALAS!

2008-12-22T10:27:00.003+08:00

HAPPY 16TH, DEEEEEEEEEE!

(Almost) TEN KICKASS YEARS.
Let's go eat Tisu Prata.

Because I've been breaking mirrors since 1984.

2008-12-22T09:47:00.004+08:00

WOOOOOOOOOOO.
That's the sound the wind makes.

I had a terrible nightmare last night. I dreamt that I worked in a Japanese Hotel unwrapping chocolate. I don't know what's so terrible about it but I know I was really scared.

I remember when I was 10, I went camping with the Browniezzz. =.= Eh, very fun okay!
We only paid 4bucks for it. And the 4bucks wasn't even for the camp. It was for the Macs breakfast we had the next day. CHEAP RIGHT! Nowadays choir camp is like 10bucks. We have to order our own macs and pay for it. The 10bucks goes into the packed food that never fails to disappoint.
Okay, maybe it's not always that bad. I remember once, we had GREEN fishballz. Turns out, it's actually pandan ballz. Omg, that looked a lot like Panda Ballz. Gross.
I didn't eat it.

Am going to Archer's house later to play PSP.
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SUPER FREAKING RETARDED RIGHT?!
Yesterday, on the phone,
"Eh, you tmr want come my house play PSP?"
"Huh ..."
"I downloaded a sissy game. For you."

What is the meaning of this. SISSY GAME?!

TISU PRATA FAN CLUB (Membership of 89654567-89654566).

2008-12-19T22:13:00.005+08:00

I don't like Rui so much after all. Because he's actually not that dao. I like none of them. I like Tsukushi. And I HATE Sakurako. I want the vid to faster load so I can see how she gets her retribution. I thought she was a bimbo, but NO! She's actually psycho and scheming. And evil. D:
I have to playpWHY IS THIS EPISODE TAKING SO LONG TO LOAD?auseplaypause like every hundredth of a second.
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Okay, I've watched 59secs into the vid so far. That means I've pressed the playpause button 5900 times .. Is it? No lah, I think it's ever 2 seconds. Which still totals out to be a lot because the video is about 12mins.

Okay, had TISU PRATA today with Jia-En. It was called paper prata the last time I went there. When I saw the menu today, I realised it was changed to TUSU PRATA .. Yes, the menu got spelling error. I asked the indian man what's TUSU prata and he said, it's TISU PRATA. I had to use sign language before I confirm that it's actually paper prata.
THEIR MENU NEEDS ILLUSTRATION, I TELL YOU. ILLUSTRATION!

I'm going to eat that again next week with Dah, Adrian, Zihui and Hanu (Idk if she's going). YAY! Am very happy :D
It's super sudden I tell you. But I like sudden things. It makes everything very exciting.
It started out when Zihui talked to me on MSN. She just wanted to say 'HELLO'. And I said long time no see. And she said ya! And I said let's go out. And she said okay. And I said let's go eat prata. And she said when. And the rest is history. (Am I using 'and the rest is history' correctly? I see it being used all the time in books,movies,etc.)

I played hide and seek with my cousin and his friends today.
It was .. FREAKING EXHAUSTING?!
I think I'm becoming stagnant. I run like 50m and I start to pant like a bitch (female dog). Okay, Idk the distance. But I used to be able to run 3~4 rounds round school without stopping! I know because my P.E teacher has no creativity and likes to make us practice for 2.4km. 2.4km is like 6 rounds. AND THIS IS ABOUT 50M!?
Omg. I think I am very unhealthy. I'm going to eat vegetables. I heard they are very healthy.
Am going to eat vegetables!

Forgot to buy milk today. Hm.

WALAOEH! I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING A SLIDESHOW!
The stupid thingee is damn damn damn laggyyyyyyy. And I cannot not watch this episode because I am like 99% sure Sakurako is going to try and sabo Tsukushi. If I skip this episode ... I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!!!!!
Hahahahahaha, let's try and be very dramatic.
I swear I cannot watch this kind of show. The suspense is too much. My poor heart cannot take it.

Was that very dramatic? I thought it was. Hahahahahahaha!
I am very tired of playpauseplaypause. BUT I HAVE TO! OR ELSE I WILL DIEEEEEEEE.
That was really dramatic. Hahahahaha. I have lost interest in the show. I feel like being stupid now. *starts acting like a monkey*

Another bimbo moment.

2008-12-18T22:24:00.001+08:00

OMG RUI IS SO COOL!
His name is Rui. There's something gay in front of the Rui, I cannot remember.
Okay, my hamster's new name is Rui.

This is so pointless. Everybody go and watch please.

Mooooo.

2008-12-18T21:43:00.003+08:00

HOLY MOTHER OF A COW!
You know what! I just watched the first episode of Hana Yori Dango and WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shun Oguri act damn cool. YAY! I think I'll like him in this show. He's very dao. :)
Hahahaha, even though the storyline is .. Typical? I like this kind of stories lah. But usually all the main characters all very dao one. This one that main character seems very .. Not dao? Idk. I only watched like 1quarter of the first episode. Hahahahahaha.

Oh you know, Hana Yori Dango translates to Boys over flowers. It's very stupid and makes no sense. But don't judge a show by it's title (Those are very wise words).

I predict that I will go a bit crazy this few days.
Am going to eat more apples to keep me sane.

Bimbo moment.

2008-12-18T09:53:00.003+08:00

WALAOEH! This is all NTUC's fault!
They had Doritos on sale! And I bought 2 giant packs. D:

Shit. I don't want to be fat and poor.
I sound very whiny now. You know my mom just told me yesterday that if I keep eating, I will end up like my grandmother. And my grandmother is .. Not skinny.
Bloody hell!

Okay, that sounded bimbotic.

It's like a lie I've told a thousand times

2008-12-17T11:56:00.004+08:00

I cannot get over this song. Hahahaha, everytime I listen to it, I like it all over again.
THE LOVE REKINDLES .. =.= So lame, I know.
I'm a bit crazy today cause I haven't eaten apples for 2 days already. In case you didn't know, I eat apples everyday. Cause they're very crunchy.
I also drink milk everyday (I've said this many times already). A lot of people say milk tastes like shit. I don't know how shit tastes like. But I LIKE MILK! I drink it all the time okay.

I didn't eat apple yesterday .. I felt so uneasy.

Okay, lunch is ready. I can smell it!
SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIII.

Since I have a camera with me,

Hahahaha, I'm not lying when I say I just took the pic. Okay, so it's already half eaten ... HUNGRY LAH. And pardon my plate .. It's very cheena, I know. I think we've been using the same plates since 1945.

Am going to eat apple now.

I actually overheard this in Mango that day. Some ahlian and 2 guys. The guy speaking in purple (Hahahah, that sounded weird) is her boyfriend I think.
(Different colour = different person)

"Dear, wo yao mai hotpants leh. Bang wo zhao."
"Shen me shi hotpants?"
"Huh, ni bu zhi dao ah? Hotpants jiu shi sibeh duan de pants."
"Bu jiu shi shorts lor!?"
"Bi shorts hai yao duan. Shi SIBEH duan."

He purposely emphasized on 'SIBEH'. Hahahaha, I kept laughing at the side lah.

2008-12-16T23:19:00.002+08:00

Omg, you know what!
I tell you something very stupid.

That day, I was walking back home at night. It was around 11pm already. And it was raining. So the visibility was very low. Then suddenly, I saw a figure like 200m ahead carrying an umbrella standing in the middle of nowhere. I thought it was a ghost lor!
Like who in the right mind will stand in the middle of nowhere at 11.30pm when it's raining so heavily right! I was scared like shit eh! I kept blinking to see if I'm seeing things .. But the figure stayed there. I then decided to walk past as if I didn't see anything and pray it doesn't follow me home lah.
AND GUESS WHAT!
When I walked nearer I realised it's my mother waiting for me *kua kua kua kuaaaa*. Haha. Ha. Ha. Okay, not very funny.

My mom says that people who like strappy shoes are people with no confidence. Really meh?! I like gladiators. I think my mom anyhow say one.

Okay, I spent my day ~~eating and watching TV~~ being a pig. I would be very happy being a pig if pigs are skinny and pretty.
I watched some taiwan variety show today. You know who is Nono? Yes, the guy who looks like a monkey. Eh, you see he look like come from the zoo one, but actually he's very funny okay.

7 of them were playing this game where they're blindfolded and made to wear ear phones. Then each one has to come up and imitate a female taiwanese singer. All of them have to be different .. They are given like 30secs to discuss who they're gonna imitate but they cannot say the name lah.
Nono imitated Jolin Tsai. SUPER FUNNY. He was dancing like an idiot. I laughed like a crazy woman when I saw him dance.
Okay wait, you see Nono's face you can laugh already. Wait ah, I shall google him.

EH, I SEARCHED NONO ON GOOGLE AND IT GAVE ME SOME RESULT ON 'HAIR REMOVAL'.

Very hard to find his picture. :S

CLICK!
Okay, it's a video. If you have time and understand chinese, go watch it. It's not of him imitating Jolin. Nobody uploaded that. I also never watch the video. I just see the first one I click. Hahahaha.

Oh, I found a picture of his face. I don't know what he's doing. Hahahaha.

He's the one on the right. Hahahaha, imagine him dancing like Jolin. He even imitated her going up the stage using the auto thingy .. Then when he finished he said, in a high-pitched voice, "Da jia hao, wo shi cai yi lin. Yeah*does twist sign*."
Hahahahahha. That meant, Hello everybody, I'm Jolin Tsai. Yeah (^.^)v.

Omgzxzx.
Okay, I am gonna replay to Rachel's e-mail and sleep. Zzz.

2008-12-15T14:11:00.002+08:00

OHOH, I thought of this during work cause I was very bored.
I wonder if the word 'lau sai' (diarrheaouragahihiher .. How to spell ah?) came from 'louya pang sai' which means 'lousy shit'. Hahahahaha. And I thought of that during lunch break while eating curry.

Okay, I'm gonna go rent the DVD 'Once'. It's about music I think. Fret not, I will be a spoiler and spill everything after I watch it. As always.
I feel very happy having nothing to do but rot at home. :D
Ah, I'm gonna buy doughnuts also.

One more thing, I LOVE MY TOE NAILS!
:D They're purple/brown. I think they call it like maroon. But technically, maroon is like dark red. This colour is not dark red. It's like purple brown.
Mother says it makes my toes look albino. GOOD! Now I want to be very white like a ghost. Because wanting to be tan and brown is .. Wishful thinking. Might as well wish for something that you know confirm can come true one right. Eh, it makes you a happier person okay. I'm serious.

I also have a dilemma. What colour should I paint my finger nails? I want to paint them midnight blue but I don't have that colour and I'm very lazy to go anywhere out of the 3km radius of/from my house. Mind you, the only shops in the 3km radius are Cold Storage, Donut Empire, a barber, a restaurant, a clinic, a laundry shop, DVD rental shop and a salon.
If you're that stupid, only the salon has nail polish/does nails. But I don't believe in paying a bomb to get your fingernails done.
I want an ugly colour. I want to scare the daylights out of everyone. Hahahaha.

2008-12-15T11:41:00.003+08:00

In the MRT yesterday,

Bertha: *babbles about Facebook*
Sutra: I don't have facebook.
Bertha: Facebook is so fun. There's like a million things to do on facebook.
Sutra: Really meh?
Sutra: Eh, I don't have friendster also.
All: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Alyssa: Omg, you're so noob! HAHAHAHA.
Alyssa: GOT MSN A NOT?!
Sutra: Ah, that one have.
Alyssa: Okay okay, then got hope.

...
Bertha is crazy about facebook.

Alyssa: *enters fitting room area* I come here to defrost. Super cold lah!
Nurul: Swee! She said she's cold.
Swee: You cold ah?
Alyssa: A bit lah. Nevermind. (I was very scared of Swee .. Never talk to her before mah)
Swee: I take jacket for you. Don't say ah. Actually cannot take one, cause haven't sell yet.
Alyssa: Really! Thank you! :D
Nurul: EH, XL AH!
Alyssa: Oi. I need XS lor.

...
Nurul is not in the right frame of mind.

Nurul: Hello everybody. Eh, you all want to see my boyfriend? He's outside.
All: EH I WANT I WANT.
*All rush to the door*
All: Where where where?!
Deanna: Omg, I very 'ba po' leh (Busybody).

2008-12-15T10:51:00.003+08:00

HELLO! :D

Hiak hiak hiak. I quit my job!
Okay, technically, I didn't quit.
You see, I was supposed to work till 21st. But Cathy (boss) only schedule me until yesterday and she said she'll terminate my contract/job if sales not good. But this girl (who was scheduled till the 24th) quit so they became shorthanded and asked if any of us want to extend till the 21st. And I said NO.

Because of work I have become very cut off from the outside world, I tell you. Because of work, lunch and dinner becomes something very looked forward to. Aiyo, working equals NO LIFE okay. I had no idea what's the weather outside or what-so-ever. And because it's sales, my lunch break was 30(freaking)mins and food was catered. So other than the shop, the only other place I've been to during the day is the toilet. Which I find joy in going.
OMG, LIKE SO DEPRIVED RIGHT?!
You're gonna say like "Aiya, think about the pay" or "All work also like that what" .. WAIT TILL YOU WORK THERE DURING SALES PERIOD. Talk only D:

You know, like so many of us quit lah! All don't want to continue also. I felt very bad though. :S

But I like the people! And I'm gonna miss them all like 1234567. :D
It's like totally different people coming together. And it's fun okay!
But during work time, never really talk lah. Only after work then fun. But last few days slack a bit, keep going fitting room there to talk. Hahahahahaha.

Pictures when I get them. :)

2008-12-09T21:49:00.000+08:00

Damn it, my stomach hurts.
It feels like there is a chemical reaction occuring inside.

And NO, I do not want to shit.
I feel like puking, in fact. I think I ate too much. :S

2008-12-09T21:16:00.003+08:00

Oh yes, before I go sleep, I want to say that ..
I don't see how anyone can like ~~Lewis Hamilton~~.
D:
He's so 'hak yahn zang' (Idk how to translate to english .. But it's nothing good).
I've always liked guys with accents (angmoh accent lah), but when it comes to Lewis .. I think I'd rather listen to a china man talk.

I'm very sorry if you like Lewis cause I. Don't. Like. Him. One. Bit.
Eh, different people different opinion lah .. I have a very strong opinion against him. No offence ah.

Even if you like Massa (who isn't very HAMsome), I CAN UNDERSTAND. Or if you like Kubica (also not HAMsome), I CAN UNDERSTAND.

Okay, this post was triggered after chancing upon a blog entry on an old primary school friend's blog .. I think she forget me already.
For reference for whatever purpose, CLICK!
Eh, free advertisement eh.

P.S: Please go Mango Sale tmr! 2PM, REMEMBER AH!

2008-12-09T21:05:00.003+08:00

MANGO SALE TMR!
VIP (MEMBERS) SALE STARTS @ 9AM, PUBLIC SALE STARTS @ 2PM.
UP TO 50% OFF! COME ALRIGHT!
:D

On a side note,
I still cannot get used to not seeing your name flooding my inbox.
And I don't believe you don't know I'm talking about you.
STOP FREAKING IGNORING ME, YOU ANUS.

2008-12-08T13:12:00.005+08:00

I've forgotten what it feels like to be a lost tourist, holding a map and looking around and asking for directions from people with weird accents.

Okay, so we weren't really THAT lost and we didn't really ASK for directions and there wasn't anyone with THAT weird an accent .. But otherwise, it felt just like being a tourist.
I spent my Friday (5/12) as a tourist in home country.

It was .. Enriching. Because I've never been to so many places in Singapore. Or even if I did, I've long forgotten.
It was only Friday that I discovered Singapore is sucha 'artsy-fartsy' country.
I mean,
HAVE YOU EVER WALKED TO ESPLANADE VIA CITY LINK?! They have freaking many masterpieces of art. And around that area also, everywhere you turn it's ART. *turn* ART. *turn* ART. *turn* ART.
There's this scary walkway. They have a lot of projectors that randomly start playing a video of rubberbands being snapped. It's very scary because it sounds like bullets/arrows being fired. And they start playing like all of a sudden. It's damn creepy .. Fortunately I wasn't alone. I had Jia-En and Jia Ying (although, really, I'll be the one doing the protecting). I think I screamed when the video suddenly played lah .. I screamed because I was the one walking closest to the wall. So in the corner of my eye suddenly got this thing flash .. I thought someone fired a bullet at me.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE SICK?! They have a CCTV at the corner filming your reactions. I'm getting the idea that art people are sadistic perverts that find joy in fear. Crazy art bastards. No wonder TMM never liked me in her Art class.

Okay, we went to see the Merlion .. It's nothing much really. Overrated piece of crap.
But the area around was quite picturesque. I think Fullerton looks really majestic. Despite .. Okay, nevermind.

Walked to the Art House (scary place), old Parliment house (old place), City Hall (another old place), St. Andrew's Cathedral .. I wanted to go look inside the Cathedral, but we had no time. Hurried to Marina to eat Yoshinoya.
=.= Yes, it was very lame of us to hurry and walk like 293857miles just to eat Yoshinoya. I was very hungry okay.
Jia-En owes me 6.20$. And Jia Ying owes me 1.20$. I kind of like lending money to people. Then, when they return me the money, I feel rich. Although if you actually think about it, it's really all the same.

Walked a lot on Friday. I think 7km? But yes, I like walking a lot. Good exercise .. I ate 2 dinners that day and I felt freaking full after that. Full until when I lie down, it's uncomfortable. But after a while it's okay lah cause the food digest.
I think I put on a lot of weight.
Nevertheless, I want to be as full as I was on Friday EVERYDAY! It feels good to have a very full stomach. :D

A tourist place.

Jia-En looks pretty here .. IMO.

HELLO! (Okay, I said that because there is no caption I can think of)

I think we weren't ready. I look like a kukubird in here.

The smaller Merlion.

The small merlion in the background and the smaller merlion faceing us.
I look like I'm smelling her hair.

Oi Jia En, WHAT YOU DOING?!

Anderson Bridge? Kimi drove past here before. :DDD I must go and kiss the road.

Jia-En looks like she just did a lot of shopping. If Jia Ying was wearing a hat, she'd look a lot like a tourist.

2008-12-05T10:20:00.002+08:00

Jia-En and I went all around the island yesterday, going for interviews and stuff.
The one I really didn't like was the one at Mary Chia. They wasted 2 hours of our lives. Idiots.

The RSH interview was .. Intimidating. Cause there were a lot of other people and they were all the 'DONAld Duck' kind of people.
Got this girl she was listening to music. I didn't stand facing her, but I could hear music blasting. I thought she was blasting music from her phone. When I turned, WALAO! They were from her earphones!
I can't imagine how loud it is lah. I think she listens to music louder than Rachel Leong. Like she specially modified her iPod to play songs at volumes of 500 instead of the usual 40.
Scary.

2008-12-05T10:02:00.002+08:00

It's bound to get hot
In the summer
But the summer is a bummer
If you can't leave
This pathetic excuse for a town

That holds all your memories
A lifetime of crushes and your broken dreams
To be anywhere but here
But baby anywhere is away for me

-  BigCityDreams by NeverShoutNever!.

I'm very excited to go gaigai later. :D
I had 3.10$ left yesterday and had no choice but to ask my mom for money.
I don't usually ask her for money okay. I'm very independent.
No lah, I just don't like to ask her for money. But yesterday, had no choice lah. 3.10$ for the rest of the holidays eh!
So I wrote a letter. Hahahaha. I told her she can claim from me when I get my pay ... Next year.
...
TECHNICALLY, I'm just BORROWING money. And I will return okay.

WHO OWE ME MONEY AH?! PLEASE RETURN NOW, I NEED THE MONEY. 
I'm so poor. :(

2008-12-03T21:46:00.000+08:00

I mean, I have a job interview in TWELVE hours time, not TWENTY FOUR.

2008-12-03T21:23:00.002+08:00

Hellooo.

Guess what surprise I had from dance today?
...
...
EXAM REGISTRATION FORM.

What the hell!? I thought exams just over only!
After receiving the form, I was very serious during dance today. It's like a reminder that my exams are in about 3months time. I think I'm still very behind. I never learned the slow slow dance because I was absent for 4 lessons consecutively. I kind of want to learn the slow slow dance.
Because we have to learn 3 dances, and pick 1 to do for exam.
2 of them are freaking fast and tiring. After like 3/4 of the dance, I can collapse already. Cause you must jump here jump there. The slow slow one is very slow .. Less tiring. But I heard that you must have the 'feel' then can dance. And not everyone can have the 'feel'. I don't know why they call it 'feel' .. It's kind of retarded? I don't know if I got 'feel' or not cause I never even learn lah! If I got 'feel', then I'd pick it. Cause it's the easiest, in my opinion.

Job interview in 24hrs time. I have to photocopy my IC for them. Walao. I want to re-make my IC, I look hideous. It was my sec 1 photo lah. And I was smiling like a kuku. Because I didn't know you could use your own photos. =.= Anyway I was very lazy to go retake.

I just talked to Yan Jin just now. First time in ages! :)
Hahahaha.

I also talked to Shermane a few days back. As usual, she's the first one to know all the gossipy stuff. I think she can be a gossip girl. It sounds very lamez but it's true okay! She knows all sorts of gossips and nonsense .. She's my source.
Gossips are not equal to secrets okay.
Let's go eat prata.

I like guessing acronyms. Like today, it suddenly occurred to me that I didn't know what ATM stands for. Then I thought for like 5seconds and decided that it can stand for 'Automated Teller Machine'. So yes, ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. I think so lah. If it isn't let me know. I'm very interested.
And also, I was wondering what AXS stands for. Then, 5seconds later, I decided that the people that created AXS are very lamez. I think they mean it as 'ACCESS' but it sounds like 'AXS'. You get it? ACCESS, AXS, ACCESS, AXS. Sounds quite alike.
TTYL
TYVM
TTFN
Still got what ah?

BB.

2008-12-03T10:48:00.002+08:00

Okay.
Decided to settle on bakwa, which I found hidden in my dad's room.
I think he didn't want me to eat it. D<

This is getting food-ish. Shall stop here.

2008-12-03T10:41:00.002+08:00

Holy talody.
The only food I have at home that can pass off as a snack is a huge packet of Chachos. :S And prawn crackers .. But they're not mine so I can't eat it.

Damn it.

Aiya, I'm very hungry so I'm gonna eat it anyway.

I'm gonna look for a job in the gym or something.
Something I have to run here run there one.

2008-12-03T10:36:00.002+08:00

HELLO!

I know this is so weird. But I like applying for jobs. I like filling out forms and forms and talking to random people.
:D

I'm excited because I have an interview tmr at some ulu ulu place that noone has prolly ever heard of. :)
I wonder if they will cheat me.
When I think of it, I get really paranoid.
But I already called them to say that I'm interested. :S

I'm SUPER SORRY DAH! :(
I feel really really really really bad okay. I'm sorry! D:
But I will make it up. Your birthday coming right!

Okay, super short post because I'm hungry and I'm gonna watch the taiwanese backside show again.